Patrick Chou Week 16: Cramemory, a satire
As spring break rolls around, the feeling of AP testing season looms on the horizon, this period both marks the months of possibly hard work and the possibility of impacting our future academic opportunities. It's time to embrace the ultimate 5 scoring strategy: cramming, yes you heard that right. Forget everything you have been told about steady strategy habits and balanced routines. We are diving headfirst into the chaos of last-minute panic because, let's face it, you got to take advantage of every minute and there is no thrill like living on the edge with a stack of books and a gallon of caffeine concentrated drinks. Let's acknowledge the beauty of cramming. Who needs months of preparation when you can achieve the same level of stress and sleeplessness in just a few nights? The adrenaline rush of realizing you had an entire year of material in less than 48 hours is the equivalent of bungee jumping. It is an experience you will never forget. Step one